Your Favourite Martian - Friend Zone Ukulele tab

	  
(C Em Am F )

Humbert(picking) 
I like this girl so much she's always on my mind 
we have an awesome time we never cross the line 
She don't wanna mess up the friendship "Friendsies" 
I'm in a frenzy, 'cause my bedroom's empty. 
And I'm gently attempting to win her over 
by being as good a friend as I can be. 
She's tempting but riddled with doubt. 
Friend zone is like the mafia. You'll never get out. 

Benatar(strumming) 
She doesn't know the half 
In my wallet keep her photograph. 
I've made my decision. 
For you, Babygirl, I'd change religions. 
'Cause in your eyes I see heaven. 
Girl, I think about you 24/7. 
Before this story ends 
I wanna know can we be more than friends? 

I put my hands up in the air. 
Trying to act like I don't care. 
But tonight I'm all alone 
because now I'm in the Friend zone. 

I'm in the friend zone 
I'm in the friend zone 
I'm in the friend zone 
Now I'm in the friend zone 

(let it ring) 
Now I'm in the friend zone 
Now I'm in the friend zone 
oh yeah 

Humbert(strumming) 
I've got the blues, 
'cause we're not knocking the boots. 
We're talkin' gossip news and shoppin' for shoes. 
I hate when you make me watch Sex and the City until the day ends 
I'm not your gay friend! 
But I'll do it. Just to get next to you. 
Just to prove I can best the rest of dudes. 
I'm obsessed with you. I pester you. 
'Cause when we ain't together 
I'm probably texting you. 

Benatar 
You make me the maddest. 
I just want to change my facebook status 
to "in a relationship" 
but "it's complicated". 
Well, you're making it hard for me. 
'Cause I just can't walk away. 
I just can't walk away. 
I just can't walk away. 

I put my hands up in the air. 
Trying to act like I don't care. 
But tonight I'm all alone 
because now I'm in the Friend zone. 

I'm in the friend zone 
I'm in the friend zone 
I'm in the friend zone 
Now I'm in the friend zone 

Humbert(strum or knock on the guitar while rapping :) ) 
I know you don't notice, but there's no excuse 
to date that other dude he's a total douche. 
He's got a few broken screws. I'm so confused. 
That Imma have to show the dude 
that you deserve better, and you know you do. 
Always feel free to cry on my shoulder, Boo. 
'Cause if I'll ever go with you, I'm sure I'll stay. 
I wanna leave now, but I just can't walk away. 

Benatar 
I just can't walk away. 
I just can't walk away.(I just can't walk away.) 
I just can't walk away.(I just can't walk away.) 
I just can't walk away.(I just can't walk away.) 
I just can't walk away.(I just can't walk away.) 
I just can't walk away.(I just can't walk away.) 
I just can't walk away. 
I just can't walk away. 

(strumming) 
I'm in the friend zone 
I'm in the friend zone 
I'm in the friend zone 
Now I'm in the friend zone 

I put my hands up in the air. 
Trying to act like I don't care. 
But tonight I'm all alone 
because now I'm in the Friend zone. 

Humbert and Benatar 
I put my hands up in the air. (I'm in the friend zone) 
Trying to act like I don't care. (I'm in the friend zone) 
But tonight I'm all alone (I'm in the friend zone) 
because now I'm in the Friend zone. (Now I'm in the friend zone) 

I'm in the friend zone 
I'm in the friend zone 
I'm in the friend zone 
Now I'm in the friend zone 

(picking)