Beautiful But Dumb Ukulele tab

	  
verse 1 
          E 
To marry a beautiful woman these days, 
   A                  E 
Is just like a murder crime 
           A 
To marry a beautiful woman these days, 
                      E 
Is just like a murder crime 
                B7 
If you lookin' for a real good woman, 
A                    E    B7 
Boy you just wastin' time 

verse 2 
          E 
First she don't know how to sweeten your coffee, 
A                             E 
She can't even make up your bed 
               A 
She don't know how to sweeten your coffee, 
                       E 
She can't make up your bed 
               B7 
She can't even roast your meat 
A                        E     B7 
And how she mess up your bread 

verse 3 
     E 
Next she can't bake cornbread, 
A                        E 
She can't even boil beef stew 
    A 
She can't even bake cornbread, 
                    E 
She can't boil beef stew 
            B7 
Man if your woman is beautiful and dumb, 
A                          E   B7 
That don't mean a thing to you 

verse 4 
E 
My gal baked me some bread this morning, 
A                    E 
The bread refused to rise 
A 
My gal baked me some bread this morning, 
                     E 
The bread refused to rise 
               B7 
The crust was tough on the bread, 
A                              E     B7 
Was as the rubber on a Maxwell tyre 

verse 5 
E 
Some men crave beautiful women, 
A                           E 
But in my life it's not worthwile 
A 
Some men crave beautiful women, 
                            E 
But in my life it's not worthwile 
                B7 
After all they're just beautiful, 
A                             E 
Ain't got sense of a newborn child