No Ma'am Ukulele tab

	  Intro: Dm-F-G-Bb-C (4x) bum bum bum…  


Dm            F                         G 
No ma'am i wont steal a kiss 
                  Bb     C 
No ma'am I wont make her cry 
Dm            F                         G                     Bb C 
And yes ma'am I will have her home by ten. 
Dm      F                         G 
Yes sir I do well in school 
            Bb      C 
Yes sir both my parents work 
Dm            F                         G                    Bb        C 
And no sir I have never fooled around with funny cigarettes. 

Dm-F-G-Bb-C (2x) bum bum bum…. 

Dm            F                         G 
Please sit down I'll take your coat 
                  Bb       C 
Have some wine I'll clear my throat 
Dm            F                         G                        Bb     C 
And whisper chocolate covered compliments into your ear. 
Dm            F                         G 
And as your eyelids gently close 
                   Bb     C 
I'll place a kiss upon your cheek 
Dm            F                      Gm   
And you will know for sure 
 G            Gm           G     
That I'm the perfect gentleman 
     Bb 
I'll bake and cook and clean 
Bb 
Be the man of your dreams 
A 
Do whatever you want Christine 

                     Bb                            F 
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos 
                Dm                        G 
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes 
                 Bb                         F                           A 
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves 
                 Bb                     F 
Guys with playboy posters on the wall 
                 Dm                G 
Guys who consequently miss their calls 
Bb                  A 
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all. 

Dm-F-G-Bb-C (2x) bum bum bum…. 

Dm     F                         G 
Can I walk to your door 
        Bb      C 
Well I insist, yes I'm sure 
Dm     F                                   G 
No its not that far from where I live 
Bb   C         Dm      F                                          G 
bbbbbbbbb Baby can I have your number please 
Bb         C 
Have a guess, is that a tease 

Dm      F                                     G 
Well I could try but it might be a while before I call. 
            Bb 
I spend hours by the phone 

Dialing like a cone 
A 
Till I finally reached her mom. 

                     Bb                            F 
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos 
                Dm                        G 
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes 
                 Bb                         F                           A 
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves 
                 Bb                     F 
Guys with playboy posters on the wall 
                 Dm                G 
Guys who consequently miss their calls 
Bb                  A 
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all. 
                                     A 
Every trick in the book, got to learn 
                                     A 
Every trick in the book, got to learn 
                                         A 
Every trick in the book to get a girl hooked 
                     Bb                            F 
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos 
                Dm                        G 
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes 
                 Bb                         F                           A 
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves 
                 Bb                     F 
Guys with playboy posters on the wall 
                 Dm                G 
Guys who consequently miss their calls 
Bb                                                A 
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all. 

                     Bb                            F 
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos 
                Dm                        G 
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes 
                 Bb                         F                           A 
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves 
                 Bb                     F 
Guys with playboy posters on the wall 
                 Dm                G 
Guys who consequently miss their calls 
Bb                  A 
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all. 

Dm-F-G-Bb-C (4x) bum bum bum…. 

    Bb                  C           Dm     
No I am not like thaat at all