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Some guys write poems with beautiful words 
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Some guys sing songs 'bout flowers and birds 
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but that aint who I am, that kinda crap aint me 
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no oh 
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some guys are sculptured in plastic and steel 
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some losers paint painting abstracting so real 
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I don't get it that kinda crap aint me 
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cant you see 
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ohooo    the only art I've ever been able to feel 
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  is the only art that matters the art of the deal 
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        the art of the deal 
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there's nothing better or quite as sublime 
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as signing your name on the dotted line 
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that's all the beauty I need in my life 
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that and a big tittied eastern bloc wife 
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oh the only art I've ever been able to feel 
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   is the only art that gets me off 
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some people make tv shows like golden girls or diffrn't strokes 
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some people make we are the worlds and give american money to some african folks 
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          I'm on my own 
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          I shall overcomb 
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that is the man you see shaking your hand hello 
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    the only art that matters aint picasso or pollack 
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aint wahl, van gogh, rothko, dali, mondrian or ron popeil 
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         the only art that matters is the one that makes me squeal 
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            so forget those other losers it's the art of the deal 
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   the art of the deal 
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   the art of the deal 
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   the art of the deal 
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   the art of the deal