Rocks Instead Of Rice Ukulele tab

	  
 


Intro 
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Long white Limousine pulls up to the church 
  C    Am      F         G        C      Am F G 
A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse 
  C             Am     F             G         C   Am F G 
I didn't get an invit- ation but I'm here any- way 
    C Am    F           G              C 
And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day 

         F            Am  G 
Well, it might not be too Christian of me 
       F            Am  G 
And it might not be too nice 
      F                G    C 
But I wish we were all just standing around 
               Am  G        C 
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice
 

C    Am           F         G             C    Am F G 
Long white dress, this must be some kinda joke 
C       Am     F         G                   C Am F G 
Virgin, please she ain't fooling these folks 
       C                Am       F               G                C Am F G 
If the three of us were on Jerry Springer I'd be pulling her hair 
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And I'd kick that lying sack of should've known better 
       G              C 
In the you know where 
 
         F            Am  G 
Well, it might not be too Christian of me 
       F            Am  G 
And it might not be too nice 
      F                G    C 
But I wish we were all just standing around 
               Am  G        C 
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice 

       F                   C                   Am     G        C 
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na 
       F                   C                   Am     G     C 
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na 

          Am                  G                              F 
Well, the vows that they just made sounded sweet and sincere 
Am                  G                      D 
Place your bets, my money's on less than a year 

         F            Am  G 
Well, it might not be too Christian of me 
       F            Am  G 
And it might not be too nice 
      F                G    C 
But I wish we were all just standing around 
               Am  G        C 
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice 

        F                G    C 
Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around 
               Am  G              C 
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice, 
     F                   C                   Am     G        C 
Hey, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na 
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Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na