If You Can Afford Me Ukulele tab

	  Intro: D A Bm G  

Dsus2             A                          Bm                     G  
If you want me, a cherry on top, the pick of the peck, the crème de la crop.  
Dsus2                                            A                    Bm        G  
If you want me you better do better than that tonight. Oh, Oh.  
Dsus2                                 A                                   Bm                               G  
If you want me, it takes more than a wink, and more than a drink and more than you think.  
Dsus                                                       A                       Bm        G  
If you want me you're gunna have to break the bank, tonight.  


Bm                                A  
Cuz some don't have the patience, some call me high-maintenance  
G  
But you pay the bill, cuz, that's the deal.  


                        D                                  A                    Bm               G  
If you wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart  
                        D                                  A                    Bm        G 
Don't make a bet if you can't write the check, for me, for me.  
                            D                                  A  
Cuz I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost  
G  
If you can afford me  


Same as first verse  
If you want me, I'm not a piece of ass, a one night stand, a storage ship  
I think you better walk by, tonight. Oh, no.  
If you want me, then stop begging I don't put out for charity  
If you want me there's no discount price tonight  

But I don't need your dollar bills I just want something real  
Cuz, nothing's free, except a lovin' me  


                        D                                  A                    Bm               G  
If you wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart  
                        D                                        A            Bm          G  
Don't make a bet if you can't write the check, for me, for me.  
                          D                                     A  
Cuz I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost  
G  
If you can afford me  


Dsus2            A  
If you want me, a cherry on top,  
    Bm                    G  
The pick of the peck, the crème de la crop  


                        D                                  A                    Bm               G  
If you wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart  
                        D                                        A            Bm          G  
Don't make a bet if you can't write the check, for me, for me.  
                          D                                    A  
Cuz I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost  
G  
If you can afford me  


                        D                                  A                    Bm               G  
If you wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart  
                        D                                        A            Bm          G  
Don't make a bet if you can't write the check, for me, for me.  
                         D                                     A  
Cuz I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost  
G  
If you can afford me  
End on D  


*You can also just play D, it doens't really matter.