My Favorite Pony Ukulele tab

	  

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There's something happening on the internet  
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and I don't really get it. 
     C  
Once again I have to say I'm not into that 
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but I'm sure that I'll regret it,  
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cause I know thousands of people never cared about anything more. 
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They spent the last 6 months making tumblers, fanpics and bulletin boards. 

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And I think all that excitement is great, 
              F              G 
but when they ask I have no choice. 
C                 G 
I still have to say, 


             C               Am 
that I don't have a favorite pony,  
           F               G 
cause I've never seen that show  
             C               Am 
that I don't have a favorite pony,  
          F        G 
cause I'm 31 years old, 
             F               G 
that I don't have a favorite pony,  
            C               Am 
cause I'm a self respecting dude, 
            C               F  
and I don't have a favorite pony  
      D            C 
cause I just can't choose. 


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Dash the Pegasus has rainbow hair and the cutest cutie mark,  
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and Apple Jack is the strongest mare, always working so hard,  
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and Flutter Shy has totally got that Marilyn vibe goin on but when it comes 
       C               F               C 
to the beauty prize oh Rarity's already won,  
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and Pinky Pies excitement could fuel a jet plan, 
    F             G            C          G 
but Twilights the nerdyest and that goes a long way. 


             C               Am 
that I don't have a favorite pony,  
           F               G 
cause I've never seen that show  
             C               Am 
that I don't have a favorite pony,  
          F        G 
cause I'm 31 years old, 
             F               G 
that I don't have a favorite pony,  
            C               Am 
cause I'm a self respecting dude, 
            C               F  
and I don't have a favorite pony  
      G            C 
cause I just can't choose. 


        C 
Well my goal is to make this into a better planet 
    F                 G 
and I don't take that lightly.  
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I should be working my butt off all day damn it and with any luck I might 
be.  
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But it's equally probable that instead of changing the world  
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I've spent the last 6 hours watching a cartoon made for little girls. 
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Yeah, battles in the real world are so complexly won, 
     F           G 
it's all so much simpler in Equestria,  


            C               Am 
but I don't have a favorite pony  
    F               G 
and I don't even know 
         C                   Am                C           G 
and I've spent the whole day trying to pick by watchin all episodes,  
        F  (once) 
I don't have a favorite pony  

cause I'm a self respecting guy 
            C               Am         F    D 
and I don't have a favorite pony cause I, 
  F     C 
I like spike.