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E 
Keeper you've just made a decent save 

So why d'you feel the need to rant and rave? 
A 
Screaming at defenders makes you look dead stupid 
                                       E 
Especially when they haven't done much wrong. 
B      A         E 
Please cease the trait. 

Thank you to whoever found my purse 

Also when I fell, the passing nurse 
A 
And when in my coma as I tried to bludgeon 
                              E 
Chartist demonstrators in the square. 
B     A      E     B     A       E 
Those on the ward, yours much restored. 

I disagree entirely with your choice 

Peetie Wheatstraw has a better voice 
    A 
I'd like to warn your readers; Stapeley Water Gardens 
                                  E 
A nice day out but best to take a flask. 
B    A      E         B     A     E 
Dear Miss McVeigh, it pains me to say 
    B      A         E            B     A         E 
The school choir was dull and the blame lies with you. 

Sewage farm an absolute disgrace 

Picnic table somewhat out of place 
A 
Leisure Centre cashpoint always out of order 
                                     E 
And there's too much chlorine in the pool. 
B   A      E      B     A       E 
Thirteen across - where was the clue? 
B    A      E      B    A          E 
Bird on the wire - Len, you're the dogs.