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           G 
It is a thursday  
           D 
I get up early 
           F#m 
it is a challenge 
              D 
I'm usually lazy 
  
               G 
I make some coffee 
               D 
I eat some rice chex 
              F#m 
and then I sit down 
               D 
to check my inbox 

G                     D 
I only read a word or two 
F#m                                        D                
I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue 

G                       D 
The first orgasm of the morning 
F#m                 D 
is cold and hard as hell 
G                         D 
there won't be any second coming 
F#m             D 
as far as I can tell 

          G 
I arch my back cause 
           D 
I'm very close now 
           F#m 
it's very cold here 
         D 
by the window 
               G 
There are some school kids 
             D 
yelling and running 
         F#m 
I barely notice 
          D 
that I am cumming 

G                       D 
The first orgasm of the morning 
   F#m         D 
is like a fire drill 
G                          D 
it's nice to have a little warning 
    F#m       D 
but not enjoyable 

F#m      E            D 
I am too busy to have friends 
F#m               E              D 
a lover would just complicate my plans 
F#m             E               D                
so I will never look for love again 
F#m                E           D 
I'm taking matters into my own hands 

A                               F#m              D 
I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me 
A                               F#m              D 
I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me 
G     D   F#m  D 
Won't you hold me?