The Smoking Song Ukulele tab

	  





Intro 

C,    G,    Am,    F, 
C,    G,    Em,    F, G. 

C                                  G 
Heard it all before, don't want to hear no more about it 

        Am 
Chewing gum is aggravating me 

    F 
And climbing walls don't suit me 

         C                         G 
Well I'm used to smoking 20 before lunchtime 

                   Em          F            G 
I don't get up til 10 - what a drag, what a drag 

       C                   G 
What a 2 & 8 I'm in today, filling up the ashtray 

       A 
In the mind there's no doubt about it 

   F 
's best if I don't go out 

        C                           G 
Cos I'd substitute my patches for a box of 

                     Em          F            G            C 
Safety matches and a fag. What a drag, what a drag, what a drag. 



Heard it all before no need to tell me anymore 
About the government health warnings 
I'm still craving in the mornings 
You could paper walls with what I cough up 
In the early hours now and then 
What a drag, what a drag 
Extra strong and ultra low I've tried them all so I should know 
That nothing beats a pack of 20 fags 
They say I won't see 45 but at the moment I'm alive 
Looking forward to another shag and a fag 
What a drag. 

C,    G,    Am,    F, 
C,    G,    Em,    F, G 

End on C