Dont Bite The Dick Ukulele tab

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Don't bite the dick, that fucks you honey, you gotta learn how to suck it funny 
C                                      G 
How those dicks all taste like rubber, covered with goo 
C                                      F 
Some cum's clear and some comes milky, some cum's clear and some cum's silky 
C 
Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey 
G 
And it'll be good to you 


C  G 


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Mama be proud of your daughter, think of all the things you taught her 
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Not to go into the water, till she could swim 
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How to cook, how to sow, but there's other things you know 
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You should've taught her about sex, that it was not a sin 

You should have said 

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Don't bite the dick, that fucks you honey, you gotta learn how to suck it funny 
C                                      G 
How those dicks all taste like rubber, covered with goo 
C                                      F 
Some cum's clear and some comes milky, some cum's clear and some cum's silky 
C 
Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey 
G 
And it'll be good to you 


C  G 


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You should've taught her how to suck one, If you'd taught her how to fuck one 
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Maybe she would've never snuck one when you wasn't home 
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You could have told her not to fight it, you could've told her not to bite it 
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You could've taught her wrong from right, but you left her on your own 

You should have said 


C                                          F 
Don't bite the dick, that fucks you honey, you gotta learn how to suck it funny 
C                                      G 
How those dicks all taste like rubber, covered with goo 
C                                      F 
Some cum's clear and some comes milky, some cum's clear and some cum's silky 
C 
Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey 
G 
And it'll be good to you 


C                                         F 
Don't bite the dick, that fucks you honey, you gotta learn how to suck it funny 
C                                      G 
How those dicks all taste like rubber, covered with goo 
C                                      F 
Some cum's clear and some comes milky, some cum's clear and some cum's silky 
C 
Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey 
G 
And it'll be good to you