Texas Underground Ukulele tab

	  
Intro: C/G 


One Sunday morning I was sleeping on the sofa 
               G7 
Had me a crazy dream 

I met the Devil in broad daylight 
                    C/G 
Just outta Abilene  

He took me down a hole where the lost souls go 
                             F 
Looked around and what did I see?  
                     C       A7 
But millionaires and prickly pears 
D7              G       C   G 
This is what he said to me  


 
C          G7    F    C 
Welcome to Texas underground 
         G7       F         C 
We got a barbecue all year 'round 
               C/B         Am      F 
Smoking little band with a country sound 
D7                       G 
We like to have a little fun 
    C         G7             F           C 
So, pull up a chair, you can chew on the fat 
            G7         F            C 
Gets a'mite dry but we like it like that 
               C/B         Am      F 
Dance with the lady in the Stetson hat 
G 
Welcome to Texas, son 


      C/G 
Well, he took me over to Hell's rodeo 
                        G7 
Hopping in his hob-nail boots 

A hundred and nine cowpunchers in a line 
                            C/G 
Widow-makers waiting in the chutes 

The rodeo clown had a scorpion's tail 
                      F 
Appeared in a puff of smoke 
                   C            A7 
Armadillo ears and horns like a steer 
D7            G        C      G 
These are the words he spoke  



C          G7    F    C 
Welcome to Texas underground 
         G7       F        C 
We got a barbecue all year 'round 
               C/B         Am      F 
Smoking little band with a country sound 
D7                         G 
Mister, they're the real McCoy 
    C         G7             F           C 
So, pull up a chair, you can chew on the fat 
            G7         F            C 
Gets a'mite dry but we like it like that 
               C/B         Am      F 
Dance with the lady in the Stetson hat 
G 
Welcome to Texas, boy 


Instrumental:  
              C/G    G7    C/G    F   C   A7  D7  G  C  G 


C/G 
In a little while they opened up the gate 
                            G7 
And who do you think walked in?  

It was the prettiest lady that I ever did see 
                      C/G 
Wearing nothing but a grin 

They gave her a vest and a red satin dress 
                          F 
Matching boots and silver spurs 
                      C                A7 
She walked by and she looked me in the eye 
D7             G       C    G 
This is what I said to her  



C          G7    F    C 
Welcome to Texas underground 
         G7       F        C 
We got a barbecue all year 'round 
               C/B         Am      F 
Smoking little band with a country sound 
D7                     G 
Ready for an all night jam 
    C         G7             F           C 
So, pull up a chair, you can chew on the fat 
            G7         F            C 
Gets a'mite dry but we like it like that 
               C/B           Am      F 
Dance with the feller in the Stetson hat 
G 
Welcome to Texas, ma'am 


C/G 
Down come a shipment of used-car salesmen 
                    G7 
Smiling like rattle snakes 

Every politician in the whole damn country 
                           C/G 
Claiming there was some mistake 

Lawyers and thieves and state police 
                     F 
And gentlemen of the press 
                   C         A7 
Cons and flunkies, slackers, junkies 
D7            G   C   G 
Agents of the I.R.S.  



C          G7    F    C 
Welcome to Texas underground 
         G7       F        C 
We got a barbecue all year 'round 
          C/B     Am       F 
Plenty of country singers around 
D7                        G 
Bound to have ourselves a ball 
    C         G7             F           C 
So, pull up a chair, you can chew on the fat 
            G7         F            C 
Gets a'mite dry but we like it like that 
               C/B        Am      F 
Dance with the Devil in a Stetson hat 
G 
Welcome to Texas, y'all 
     C              C/B        Am      F 
Hey, dance with the Devil in a Stetson hat 
D7         G             C 
Welcome to Texas, y'all