Perhaps Vampires Is A Bit Strong But Ukulele tab

	  
verse 1 
Em                G            Bm 
   I've seen your eyes as they fix on me 
    G          Em         G               Bm          G 
   What is he doing? What on earth's the plan, has he got one? 
Em             G            Bm 
   You better give me some pointers 
         G            Em         G           Bm           G 
   Since you are the big rocket launcher and I'm just the shotgun 
Em             G          Bm         G 
   I ain't got no dollar signs in my eyes 
              Em        G             Bm         G 
   That might be a surprise but it's true, said, I'm not like you 
Em             G           Bm             G 
   And I don't want your advice or your praise 
Em            G               Bm     G 
   Or to move in the ways you do and I never will 

Am G 
    'Cause all you people are vampires 
Am G 
    And all your stories are stale 
Am G 
    And though you pretend to stand by us 
Am G 
    I know you're certain we'll fail 

verse 2 
Em                G             Bm        G           Em 
   I've seen your eyes as they fix on me, full of confusion 
         G            Bm       G 
   Your snarl is just so condescending! 
Em              G               Bm       G 
   Trying to explain that we're on to a win 
          Em         G         Bm                G 
   If the fee we get in near recoups what we're spending 
Em                      G               Bm            G 
   He said, "I can't believe that you drove all that way 
             Em           G            Bm           G 
   Well how much did they pay ya? How much did they pay ya? 
Em                  G         Bm        G 
   You'd have been better to stay round our way 
Em           G                Bm           G 
   Thinking about things but not actually doing the things" 
 
Am G 
    'Cause all you people are vampires 
Am G 
    And all your stories are stale 
Am G 
    And though you pretend to stand by us 
Am G 
    I know you're certain we'll fail 
Am G 
    'Cause all you people are vampires 
Am G 
    And all your stories are stale 
Am G 
    And though you pretend to stand by us 
Am G 
    I know you're certain we'll fail