Fat Children Teclado

	  
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Do not feed doughnuts to your obese children 
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You will regret it when they?re in their teens 
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Maccas might shut them up now that they?re seven 
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But they won?t forgive you, when 
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They?re getting picked last for PE 
Bm7 
Don?t you see? 

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Boombalata motherfucker 
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Have you noticed that your kids are fat? 
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What are you going to do about that? 
Am 
What are you going to do? 

Am                                 D7 
So you telling me that your family 
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Has a history of obesity 
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You got a polycystic ovary 
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It?s just the way that God made me 

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It?s unlikely, statistically 
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To be a physical thing 
               D7 
But either way it don?t explain why you 
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Are in the cue at Burger King 

             Am            D7 
You can blame it on biology 
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You can blame your physiology 
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You can point to genealogy 
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And your social anthropology 
            
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You can say you are an ectomorph 
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That you just can?t get the kilos off 
                     Bm7     
Well you can be what you wanna be 
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But stop feeding that boy KFC 

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He weighs 40 kilos and he?s only three 
     Bm7                                           E7 
He looks like a clean-shaven Pavarotti 

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Switching to Diet Coke is not the way back 
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Boombalata kiddie-stuffer 
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Your kid?s a fat, have you noticed that? 
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And you oughta be ashamed 
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For you only have yourself to blame. 

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Your 5 year old princess in her size 14 tutu 
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Only eats pizza like that because you do 
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Will be dead of a heart attack 
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Before your grandchildren are ten 
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Perhaps you?ll consider 
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A cut-back on extra fries then 

Am 
Boombalata kiddie-stuffer 
D9                                     Dm 
Have you noticed that your kids are fat? 
Am                                          D7 
What are you going to do about that? 
Am 
What are you going to do? 

Am                                 D7 
So you telling me that your family 
Am                    D7 
Has a history of obesity 
                Am           D7 
You got a polycystic ovary 
Am                                D7 
It?s just the way that God made me 

Am              D7 
But ? and in your case 
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There?s a reasonably big butt 
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Do you think it?s an appropriate treat 
                          Am            D7 
The all-you-can-eat at Pizza Hut? 

                 Am                   D7 
There?s no excuse you silly goose 
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For a child with a caboose 
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Like a moose who?s eaten too much mousse 
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It?s tantamount to child abuse 

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Kick them off the fucking couch 
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Unplug the Playstation 
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Send them down to the park 
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If they don?t wanna go, make ?em 

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Tell them they have to jog 
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Until their jogging shorts fit?em 
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If they hesitate, ask firmly 
           Am 
If they still resist, hit?em 

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Is this what you want for your little girl and guy? 
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These chips off the pork chop, for the toffee apples of your eye? 
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Six packs of kit cats are not the way back 
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Boombalata Kiddie-Stuffer 
         D 
Your kids are fat, did ya notice that? 

Am                             F        G 
And you, you ought to be ashamed 
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For you have only got yourself to blame 
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Your 6 year old miniature Jabba the Hut 
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Eating half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut 
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He'll be dead of an aneurysm 
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Before his own children ism ten 
     C 
Perhaps you?ll consider 
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A cut-back on Taco Bell then 
    C                
Perhaps you?ll consider 
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A cut-back on Krispy Kreme doughnuts 
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And Popcorn in bucket-sized boxes 
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And microwave pizza or drive through McDonalds 
       C                               G 
For weeknightly dinners in front of the TV 
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And notes to the phys-ed instructor saying 
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Timmy has asthma but he really just gets short of breath 
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Cos he?s 35 kilos above the ideal weight 
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Of 35 kilos for a nine year old boy