Mama Dont Whup Little Buford Teclado

	  Mama don't whup Little Buford      by Homer and Jethro (I think) 
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Mama don't whup Little Buford 
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Mama don’t pound on his head 
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Mama don’t whup Little Buford 
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I think you should shoot him instead 

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Buford brought home his report card 
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Buford was proud as could be 
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As last, he passed to the third grade 
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And Buford is just twenty-three 

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Mama don’t whup little Buford 
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Mama you’ll just be a wreck 
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Buford’s been studying judo 
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And he’ll break your scrawny old neck 

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At five Buford was smoking 
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And drinking hard liquor at six 
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At seven he learned about women 
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At eight Buford got his first fix 

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Mama don’t whup Little Buford 
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You don’t know how he feels 
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Buford is good to you Mama 
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He brings you whatever he steals 

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Buford is gone, what a pity 
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At last we have found happiness 
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We bought a new home in the city 
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And we won’t give him our address 

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Mama don’t whup Little Buford 
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Mama, you'll only knock out your breath 
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Just teach him to be a musician 
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And Buford will soon starve to death