Shock Treatment - Thank God I'm A Man Teclado

	  Intro: Dm        

Dm 
A man should call the toss 
           F 
Wear the pants, and be the boss 
   C 
A man should be the drink 
        Bb        A 
For his own damn sake 
Dm 
And men should the misters 
        F 
And the masters of their sisters 
    C 
A man should be the reason 
      Bb        A 
For a heart to break 
Dm 
A man should cut the lawn 
            F 
Change the tire, mend the worn 
   C 
A man should never wait 
         Bb      A 
To oil a rusting gate 
Dm 
Men should hold the key positions 
         F 
In our country's great traditions 
  C  
A man should put the food 
         Bb      A 
Upon the family plate 

D        
So, be moral 
Don't quarrel 
G                  A 
Fair and square is best 
D 
Let me alert you 
That virtue won't hurt you 
Or desert you 
B          F#            A 
If you wear hair on your chest 
      G    A          D           Bm 
So always remember to follow the rules 

         
G 
Box clever 

Em       
And jocks never 
A                    Dm 
Hock another jock's tools 

Dm 
A man should wax a car 
         F 
Fix a fuse, and tend the bar 
    C 
A man should like his brow 
      Bb        A 
To be wet with sweat 
            Dm 
Men should know the right occasions 
      F  
To indulge in tax evasions 
   C 
A man should know the settings 
          Bb         A 
That his spark plugs get 

D            G 
Faggots are maggots 
        F#   A  D 
Thank God I'm a man