Whiteboy Teclado

	  Intro: 



Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha  
 Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha 



D                       G     
Five nights no sleep my minds battered  
  
D                     G 
Stock market freefall dreams shattered 

D                      G 
Lost cause pulled up a sure winner 
  
D                                G 
Made a few bob in a new job as a serial killer 




D         G                    D 
You wanna talk to me white boy man  


(Rest Of the song's chord progression is the same) 


You wanna talk to me white boy boy man 
 You wanna talk to me white boy man 
 Every night microwaved TV dinners 
 Mobile phones make her brain shimmer 
 Don't say the c word she got the all clear 
 That jokes bad taste and so dog eared 
 My mum says I look like Yul Brenner 
 Too old for Hamlet . Too young for Lear 
 Got a shaved head lost weight fakir 
 Got a pierced lip cos it's still hip to appear queer 

 You wanna talk to me white boy man 
 You wanna talk to me white boy boy man 
 You wanna talk to me white boy man 

 Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha  
 Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha 

 And I'm all mashed up 
 Mums droning on and on and on and on 
 And I'm all mashed up 
 Mums droning on and on and on and on 
 She wants this she wants that 
 She wants bling she wants tat 
 She wants creams that can cover the cracks 
 Wedded bliss 
 Cancer scans 
 She wants family man 
 Self - esteem  
 And her old body back 
 She says??