Whit Week Malarkey Teclado

	  
Intro: D A D  A 

D                                    A 
 Up in the trees, down on the ground 
D                                 A 
 High in the hills, under the sea 
C                       D 
 People playing low-key warm-up gigs 
C                              D        A D  A 
 Performing tasters from their new LP. 

D                                     A 
 We just got back from Greek isle Kos 
D                             A 
 Didn’t see no Vicki Leandros 
C                  D 
 We had a 96-track studio 
C                            D       A D  A 
 And it was haunted by a Red Indian. 

D        A                D 
See what we’ve got in the pipeline 
              A                  D   A 
The Edge said we could maybe buy-on 
D       A              D 
Met him at prestigious Marquee Club 
        A                   D 
Mixed a storming set by Vow Wow 
A            D   A 
 Vow Wow Wow Wow. 

F        C              D 
 Ooh-ooh-ooh he’s here again 
F                 C              D 
 The man with the gaffer tape supplies 
F               C             D 
 We’ll blow the headline act away 
F                     C         D              A D 
 ‘Cos we’ve brought a coachload down with us. 

D                               A 
 Whit Week malarkey on the prom 
D                                         A 
 Eyes down, look in - win beige headboard 
C                            D 
 She’s got a green belt in astrology 
C                             D         A D  A  
 And I’ve got a black belt in No-can-do. 

D       A           D 
My turn soon on Karaoke 
         A                   D 
Girl nearby asks who I might be 
       A                   D 
May be Boz Scaggs singing “Lido” 
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Or, I might just up and leave. 

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Just up and leave, just up and leave, just up and leave, just up and leave 
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Just up and leave, just up and leave, just up and leave, just up and leave.