Boy Scout Song Teclado

	  Intro 

verse 1 
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Well, I went camping and I caught poison oak, 
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Calamine lotion makes me look like a pink joke 
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What’s so embarrassing is where I’ve got the itch 
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I caught it going #2 hangin’ over a ditch 

Chorus 
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It itches when I sit down and when the flame goes out 
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I hope it’s gone before the venture girls find out 

Interlude 
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verse 2 
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The phrase that we're known for is to 'Be Prepared' 
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We’re supposed to play 'dead' when we see a bear 
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I don't tell anyone but that's the craziest thing I've heard 
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He’ll eat you up and make you into a turd 

Chorus 
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If I see a bear I’ll try to be in a 'dead stance' 
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But I’ll probably poop in my pants
 


Instrumental 
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verse 3 
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In all seriousness, you guys are really cool 
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t’s noble and impressive we’re so proud of you 
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Men of integrity, woman of honor 
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In the same class as Neil Armstrong and Gerald Ford 

Chorus 
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It’s something so commendable, you really should be proud 
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I'm honored to perform for such a crowd
 


Interlude 
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Chorus 
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It’s something so commendable, you really should be proud 
Em                 D            G 
Give yourselves a round applause and make it loud. 

Ending 
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