Pigeons Teclado

	  Intro: Bmaj7 Gbmaj7  E 

Eb              Db                                 B  
  Who put fifty tons of shit on the Foreign Office roof? 
Eb                       B  
   Who suffers from nine known diseases? 
Gbmaj7     E 
      Who gets up in the morning when the sun comes up 
    Eb                 Db 
And make their beds of paper clips and bus tickets 
B  
All around their heads 
    Bb                      C 
Who congregate around Tra - falgar Square 
D                         Gm 
  Taking pot shots at the tourists 
          Cm 
Oh you've got to watch out 
         Gm                             Cm 
When you wander round the square in the morning 
F11 
   Cause they're everywhere, they're everywhere. 
 
Bmaj7                         Gbmaj7 
Here we have an honest man, a civil servant to boot 
   E                            Eb 
He lived high up in the Ministry 
            Db                         B  
And when he wished to make a point, he knew just what to do 
Eb                            Bmaj7             Gbmaj7 
   His window ledges were all covered in grease 
E                  Eb 
I want them out of here 
                 Db 
He said to me, I want them gone 
     Bb             C 
Be - cause you see,   oh don't you see 
D                          Gm 
None of us are getting any younger 
              Cm 
You've got to follow your nose 
          Gm                           Cm 
And if it tells you that you've got to go 
                   F11 
Well that's because   they're everywhere, they're everywhere... 
 
Bmaj7                            Gbmaj7 
So we called in those men, those horrible men 
    E                           Eb 
And set them to work on the rooftops 
              Db                       Bmaj7 
You see their van is very plain, and I know they're too ashamed 
   Eb                                 Bmaj7 
To wear their "by-appointment" badges any-more 
Gbmaj7                        E 
Sometimes they use Vaseline, sometimes they use the pill 
Eb                      Db         Bmaj7 
   I've often seen them with a gun 
           Bb               C 
But as the years go by, old habits seem to die 
    D                             Gm 
And nowadays they knockatize them all 
          Cm 
Oh you've got to watch out 
       Gm                              Cm 
As you wander 'round the Square in the morning 
F11 
   They're everywhere, they're everywhere. 
 
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Eb / / / || 
 
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Fox Chase Cancer Center 
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