Being A Pirate Teclado

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Being a pirate is all fun and games Till somebody loses an ear; 
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It drips down your neck, and it falls on the deck. 
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Till someone shouts out, 'Oy, what's this 'ere? 
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You can't wear your glasses, nor chat up the lasses, 
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Your friends have to shout so you'll hear; 
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Being a pirate is all fun and games, till somebody loses an ear. 


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But it's all part, of being a  pirate (a pirate) 
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You can't be a pirate, with all of your parts; 
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It's all part, of being a pirate (a pirate) 
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You can't be a pirate, with all of your parts. 
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Being a pirate is all fun and games  Till somebody loses an eye; 

It stings like the blazes, it makes you pull faces, 
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You can't let your mates see you cry. 

A dashing black patch will cover the hatch, 
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And make sure that the socket stays dry; 
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Being a pirate is all fun and games, Till somebody loses an eye. 

 
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Being a pirate is all fun and games, Till somebody loses a hand; 

It spurts and it squirts and it jolly well hurts, 
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Pain only a pirate could stand. 

The fash'nable look is a nice metal hook, 
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But now you can't play in the band; 
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Being a pirate is all fun and games,Till Somebody loses a hand. 

 
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Being a pirate is all fun and games, Till somebody loses a leg;  

It hurts like the dickens, your pace never quickens, 
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Hopping around on a peg. 

Ask your sweetheart to marry, too long you've tarried, 
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'Cause now you can't kneel down and beg; 
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Being a pirate is all fun and games, till somebody loses a leg. 

 

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Being a pirate is all fun and games, Till somebody loses a head; 

It falls with a thud and is covered in blood, 
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And your beard is all sticky and  red. 

You cant comb your hair, cos your heads over there, 
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But besides that by now you'd be dead; 
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Being a pirate is all fun and games,  
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Till Somebody loses a head. 

 
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So all be aware - it hardly seems fair, 
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But you can't be a pirate - if you are all there!