One Tequila Teclado

	  Intro: E 

                                    B 
I've been known to drink a beer or two.  
                                  E 
And I can handle whiskey ninety proof.  
                                        A 
I'm just fine with a glass of wine, champagne to cabernet.  
         B 
But I crossed the line when I crossed the border and hang out with those aid 

             E                  A 
'Cause with one tequila, it's bring on the salt and lime. 
             B                                 E 
With two tequilas the whole bar's a friend of mine. 
           E                A 
But with three tequilas my legs don't work no more. 
           D            A             B              E 
Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 

E 
                             B 
I might end up in a Tijuana jail. 
                                E 
Or a Vegas chapel lifting up a veil 
                                      A 
Cannonball into a neighbourâ??s pool without a stitch of clothes. 
            B 
But by the end of the night I'll be tongue tied tryin' to offer up some español 


             E                  A 
'Cause with one tequila, it's bring on the salt and lime. 
             B                                 E 
With two tequilas the whole bar's a friend of mine. 
           E                A 
But with three tequilas my legs don't work no more. 
           D            A             B              E 
Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 


A   A   E   B 
  
         C#m                  A       E 
I'll be glad to pour for all you senoritas. 
      C#m          A                     B 
I'd rather taste salty kiss than have a sip of your margarita. 


             E                  A 
'Cause with one tequila, it's bring on the salt and lime. 
             B                                 E 
With two tequilas the whole bar's a friend of mine. 
           E                A 
But with three tequilas my legs don't work no more. 
           D            A             B              E 
Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 
      D             A             B             E 
It's four tequila, five tequila, six tequila, door. 

E 
Somebody take me home. 
Dude you know I can't drink tequila, call me a cab.