Happy Birthday My Olde Friend Acordes

	  


 


Am 
Grab the chair, boys! We've got another bucket kicker! 

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Happy Birthday my olde friend 
                                     Am 
It seems this horror show will never end 
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Any moment's your last breath 
                                 Am 
Here is to another day closer to death 

Am 
The cake is on the table 
And it is awfully bright 
     Dm 
'Cos there's so many candles on top 
    Am 
And you are so decrepit 
Your chest so tight 
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When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop 

Am 
And you cannot complain 
Each time you feel a pain 
       Dm 
Though you have arthritis and gout 
     Am 
'Cos when you start kvetching 
All your teeth fall out 
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So have another cigarette 
Have another beer 
Raise your glass to one more year (gone!) 

Am                     E7 
Happy Birthday my olde friend 
                                     Am 
It seems this horror show will never end 
                       E7 
Any moment's your last breath 
                                 Am 
Here is to another day closer to death 

Am 
Your skin is so worn out and old 
Dm 
All over your body it's saggin' 
Am 
Especially loose is your old caboose 
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You're dragging it behind you in a wagon 

Am 
Well, you're an alcoholic 
And you're blind and deaf 
    Dm 
And you have Alzheimer's I bet 
Am 
You're too old to remember 
But you're too drunk to forget 
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So have another cigarette 
Have another beer 
Raise your glass to one more year (gone!) 

Am                     E7 
Happy Birthday my olde friend 
                                     Am 
It seems this horror show will never end 
                       E7 
Any moment's your last breath 
                                 Am 
Here is to another day closer to death 

Em                           Am 
You're so old you smell like dust 
Em                          Am 
And now your bones begin to rust 
Em                          Am 
See that face, it's full of wrinkles 
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So have another cigarette 
Have another beer 
Raise that chair to one more year (raise!) 

Am                     E7 
Happy Birthday my olde friend 
                                     Am 
It seems this horror show will never end 
                       E7 
Any moment's your last breath 
                                 Am 
Here is to another day closer to death 

Am                     E7 
Happy Birthday my olde friend 
                                     Am 
It seems this horror show will never end 
                       E7 
Any moment's your last breath 
Here is to another day closer 
Dm E7         Am 
To your sweet death 


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