Dear Doctor Acordes

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1. Oh, help me, please doctor, I`m damaged,   there`s a pain where there   
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   once was a heart. It`s sleeping, it`s beating, can`t you please tear it out   
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    and preserve it right there in that jar.   

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2. Oh, help me, please, Mama, I`m sickening,   it`s today that`s the day   
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     of the plunge.  Oh, the gal,  I`m to marry, is a bow-legged sow,   
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    I`ve been soaking up drink like a sponge.   

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3. "Don`t you worry, "Get dressed!" cried my mother,  as she plied me with   
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    bourbon so sour .  "Pull your socks up, put your suit on,   
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    comb your long hair down, for you will be wed in the hour."   
                 
4. = verse 1.   

5. = verse 1. in the key of A   
    
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6. I was trembling as I put on my jacket,   it had creases as   
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    sharp as a knife.  I put the ring in my pocket, but there was a note,   
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    and my heart it jumped into my mouth.   
                         
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7. It read, "Darling, I`m sorry to hurt you,   but I`ve no courage to speak   
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    to your face.  But I`m down in  Virginia with your cousin Lou,   
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    and there`ll be no wedding today."   

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8. So help me, please doctor, I`m damaged,   you can put back my heart   
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    in its hole.  Oh, Mama, I`m crying tears of relief,   
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    and my pulse is now under control