Ghost Of Corporate Future Acordes

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A man walks out of his apartment  
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It is raining, he's got no umbrella  
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He starts running beneath the awnings  
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trying to save his suit  
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Tryin to dryin to tryin to dry but no good  

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When he gets to the crowded subway platform 
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he takes off both of his shoes  
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He steps right into somebody's fat loogie  
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And everyone who sees him says "ewwww"  
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Everyone who sees him says "ewwww"  

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But he doesn't care cause last night he got a visit from the Ghost of  
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Corporate Future  
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The Ghost said take off both your shoes whatever chances you get  
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Especially when they're wet  
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He also said 

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Imagine you go away  
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on a business trip one day  
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And when you come back home  
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Your children have grown 
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And you never made your wife moan 

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And people make you nervous  

You'd think the world was ending  
    C 
And everybody's features 
     F 
Have somehow started blending  

And everything is plastic  

And everyone's sarcastic  
    C 
And all your food is frozen 
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It needs to be defrosted  

You'd think the world was ending 

You'd think the world was ending 
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You'd think the world was ending right now  

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Well maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee  
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And never ever watch the 10 o'clock news  
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Maybe you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock or both  
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Maybe you should cut your own hair cause that can be so funny  
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It doesn't cost any money and it always grows back 
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Hair grows even after you're dead 

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People are just people  

They shouldn't make you nervous 
    C  
The world is everlasting 
     F 
It's coming and it's going  

If you don't toss your plastic  

The streets won't be so plastic 
    C 
And if you kiss somebody 
     F 
Then both of you'll get practice  

F 
The world is everlasting  

Put dirtballs in your pockets  
     C  
Put dirtballs in your pockets 
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And take off both your shoes  

Cause people are just people  

People are just people 
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People are just people like you  

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People are just people  

People are just people 
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People are just people like you  

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The world is everlasting  
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It's coming and it's going 
    G            C 
The world is everlasting  
     F               G C 
It's coming and it's going 
     F               G C 
It's coming and it's going