I'm Gettin' Stoned Acordes

	  
Intro: D5 

Verse 1:
 
D5                          Csus4 
Read it in the paper, marked the date on the wall 
     G                         D5 
To remind myself to celebrate the day I lose it all 
        D5                         Csus4 
They made plans to be together.  I made plans to be alone. 
        G         C   G       D5 
She got a rock,          I'm gettin' stoned. 


Verse 2:
 
    D5                         Csus4 
Damn right I've got objections, but it's awful too late now. 
       G                         D5 
Yea the cans are on the limo and the rice is on the ground. 
       D5                            Csus4 
They're headed for the islands, but hell I'm already gone. 
        G         C    G           D5 
She got a rock,           I'm gettin' stoned 


        G                    D5 
Here's to happy ever after, and here's to balls and chains. 
A                       C*   D5 
Here's to all us haters of old lovers' new last names. 
G                             D5            G 
Here's to holdin' up and gettin' right where I belong. 
         G        C   G      D5 
She got a rock,          I'm gettin' stoned. 


 

Verse 3: 
 
     D5                        Csus4 
Yea I knew that it was over when I heard those weddin' bells. 
    G                        D5 
That preacher was my jailer, now this bottle is my bail. 
  D5                            Csus4 
So much for all that prayin' her I do would be I don't. 
         G        C   G       D5 
She got a rock,          I'm getting' stoned 


         G                   D5 
Here's to happy ever after, and here's to balls and chains. 
A                       C*   D5 
Here's to all us haters of old lovers' new last names. 
G                             D5             G 
Here's to holdin' up and gettin' right where I belong. 
         G       C   G      D5 
She got a rock,          I'm gettin' stoned. 



Solo: G   D5   G   D5  G  D5  A  D5   


     G                                    D5                 G 
So to hell with her and him and that white horse they rode out on 
         G        C  G         D5 
She got a rock,          I'm gettin' stoned 
             G      C                        D5 
Yea she got a rock,              Haha      I'm gettin' stoned.