Intro:  D/E  A  E  (2x)
E                   D   A         E
Well, you should see Polythene Pam
               D              A            E
She's so good looking but she looks like a man
                   G                             B
Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag
                C   D         E
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam.
C     D     E
Yeah, yeah, yeah

D/E  A  E (2x)

E                   D   A         E
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
               D              A            E
She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt
                   G                             B
She's the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_
                C   D         E
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
C     D     E
Yeah, yeah, yeah

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